Yo Mama, My mama, Everyones Mama..

[BGAdmin]

Let rip boys...

[BGAdmin]

Your ma's like Stonehaven,

Everyones been through her..

and now there bypassing her..

Good start (credit goes to phil)

[MuNkY]

your mam is lyk the lottery

she takes 2 weeks to role over lol

[BGAdmin]

it just never gets boring...

[MuNkY]

your mam is so fat when she wears a rain coat all the kids think they have misst the school bus lol

[SA_Goliath]

Yo momma so ugly she can make a onion cry.

OR:

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

OR:

Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!

OR:

Yo momma so dumb she thought, "Wu Tang" was an African orange drink!

OR:

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!

OR:

Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"

OR:

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

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Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

I can keep on going by the way, but I will give some other folks a chance.

[Daggerous]

your mama is so hairy the only language she understands is wookie! (insert wookie noise here)

[xastuliax]

Your mama is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"


Your mum is so fat, when she stood in the middle of the road the cars thought she was a roundabout


Your mum's so ugly, she make blind kids cry

your mum is so dum, she put her tv in the freezer so it wouldn't go off

your mamma so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doin and she said moving


Your mama's so stupid she used a real mouse to use the computer.


your mum is so ugly when she looked at the mirror bloody mary arpeard


Your mamma is so fat, she takes the happy out of the Happy Meal.

your mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept .

[xastuliax]

your mamma so fat, she dosent need the internet she is already world wide


Your mum brings her own crabs to the beach

[.:D3ANO_TPN:.]

Yo mamma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mamma so dumb she heard the doorbell ring and thought it was the microwave