Your mums so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes.
Your mums so fat, when she fell down the stairs i thought it was the start of eastenders... *Start of Eastenders Theme*
Your mum is so fat she got to iron her trousers on the driveway
Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.
Your mum's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new??
Your mum is so fat when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
I'll stop
